Welcome to The Corporation’s Anthropomorphical Non-Human Resources Department (CANHRD).

If you would like a professionally generated Twitter PFP, The Corporation, as part of its Public Goods Global Outreach Initiative (PGGOI), will happily provide one to you, completely free of charge. Please contact any member of The Board on Twitter and they will be sure to start the application process.

If you're interested in joining The Corporation as an official employee (1:1 NFT holders), please submit a proposal to join below. The cost is 5 juno and is non-refundable. The Board will then mint your 1:1 NFT and distribute it to you, along with your $CORP tokens.

Please bare in mind The Corporation is an extremely serious business (it's not) which is heavily focused on creating endless generational, passive wealth (it won’t). As an employee, you will be tasked with a minimum of 27 hours of work each day 9 days a week, which should be purely focused on generating revenues for The Corporation shareholders by any means necessary. This is your fiduciary responsibility to The Board, and to yourself.

When submitting your proposal, please provide the following:

Non-human NFT request:
Job Title:
Description:

This information will be used to generate your NFT and assign you to the proper Department (subDAO).

By submitting the proposal below, you understand this is a non-refundable donation to The Corporation Treasury and there is absolutely zero expectation of revenue or returns outside of a single NFT minted and sent to the JUNO address supplied.

Non-Human Resources Department

The Board

The Corporation

The Board of Directors responsible for managing The Corporation.

The Corporation is a top down inside out approach to the wide world of work. Also known as "getting shit done," the Corporation has many branches and levels to it that allow fully autonomous operation in a truly centralized manner.

At the Corporation, we take pride in re-centralizing all of the decentralized parts of the business in order to accomplish mundane tasks in a prestigious yet rigorous, down and dirty manner.